Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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