Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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