Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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