i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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