i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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