Please, let me fuck your mom
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
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I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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