This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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