she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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