yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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