You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
