I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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