Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Bring me that man meat
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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