i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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