Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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