my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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