I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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