I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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