i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
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Who says no to sex and donuts?!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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