So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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