I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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