didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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