When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i wish my penis had a tongue
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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