Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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