talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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