doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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