people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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