She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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