It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Even my vagina gasped.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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