so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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