I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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