You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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