so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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