dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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