There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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