She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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