shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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