Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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