TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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