Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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