marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
