i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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