I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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