She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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