why didn't you poke me back
I will die if light touches me.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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