weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
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The best revenge is premature balding
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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