The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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