lets start a swedish sibling band together
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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