he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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