used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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