that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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