Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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