At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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