I hate all girls vehemently.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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