This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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